Jan 5, 2009

Reason 458 that your ass needs to be on Weight Watchers:

You split your pants right up the crack.

In all fairness to my ass, I WAS crawling around on the floor trying to plug in a computer AND (thank god) I only split the lining of the pants. That doesn't make it sting any less.

1 comment:

aria said...

oh no! this reminds me of the new subway commercial... have you seen it? buttons popping off and seams ripping.