Conversations with Noah

Noah (looking at something on the bathroom counter): Mommy, what's that?
Me: It's a tampon.
Noah: What does it do?
Me: It's a girl thing.
Noah: But what is it for?
Me: I'll tell you when you're older.
Noah: Oh....like when I'm 4?

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Me: Who are your friends in class?
Noah: Umm...Austin. And Mackenzie!
Me: Mackenzie is a cutie.
Noah: Yeah, she's GORGEOUS!

Conversations with Noah

On the way home from eating dinner last night

Noah: When we get home I'm going to sleep on the couch. Does that work for you?

And...one more while it's fresh in my mind

I walked into the kitchen this weekend to find stickers on every cabinet and the oven. When he had time to create this masterpiece, I don't know.

Me: (stopping and staring at the cabinets)
Noah: (follows me into the kitchen and sees me staring. He looks at me...and then at the cabinets..and then back at me.) Solemnly says: "Mom, they're just stickers."