Conversations with Noah

Me: Let's go downstairs to watch Pinocchio. There's nothing to sit on up here and my legs hurt.
Noah: MY legs don't hurt.
Me: Yeah, well, mommy's old.
Noah: (thinks about this for a moment) I'm not old - I'm new!

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Me: If you run in the street and get hit by a car it's going to hurt really bad.
Noah: And then I'll have to put on a lot of Spiderman Band-aids!